If I was a country I'd be: ITALY
If I was a ocean or body of water I'd be: CARIBBEAN SEA
If I was a piece of candy I'd be: "BORRACHITO" A MEXICAN ALCOHOLIC CANDY
If I was a famous building or piece of architecture I'd be: A MAYAN PYRAMID
If I was a store I'd be: ZARA
If I was a brand of shoe I'd be: PUMA, NOTHING THAT COMFORTABLE
If I was a bad habit I'd be: BUBBLEGUM CHEWING
If I was a swear word I'd be: HIJO E' PUTA
If I was a ice cream flavor I'd be: DARK CHOCOLATE
If I was a disease I'd be: A FLU
If I was a board game I'd be: SURF?
If I was a feeling I'd be: INTERIOR PEACE
If I was a president I'd be: -_-
If I was a war I'd be: I HATE WAR
If I was a city I'd be: I DONT WANT TO BE A CITY
If I was a celebrity I'd be: MILLIONAIRE
If I was a brand of toothpaste I'd be: COLGATE
If I was a business I'd be: A FRUIT STORE
If I was a currency I'd be: NOT A MEXICAN PESO
If I were a month, I'd be: JUNE
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: FRIDAY
If I were a time of day, I'd be: TEA HOUR
If I were a planet, I'd be: MERCURY
If I were a sea animal, I'd be: AN OTTER
If I were a direction, I'd be: SOUTH
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: A CHAIR
If I were a sin, I'd be: LUST
If I were a liquid, I'd be: ICED TEA
If I were a tree, I'd be: A PALM TREE
If I were a bird, I'd be: COCKATOO
If I were a tool, I'd be: A HAMMER TO SMASH SOME FINGERS
If I were a flower/plant, I'd be: A MANGO
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: ONE OF THE STORMS THAT FALL ON MY CITY
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: A GUITAR
If I were an animal, I'd be: A CHINCHILLA...HUGHABLE AND CUTE
If I were a vegetable, I'd be: A CAULIFLOWER
If I were a sound, I'd be: BAH!
If I were an element, I'd be: MERCURY
If I were a car, I'd be: A JEEP LIBERTY
If I were a song, I'd be: SOÑE (ZOE)
If I were a book, I'd be: THE ALCHEMIST
If I were a food, I'd be: LASAGNA
If I were a material, I'd be: SILK
If I were a taste, I'd be: SWEET
If I were a word, I'd be: PARANGARICUTIRIMICUARO
If I were a body part, I'd be: A GENITAL
If I were a facial expression, I'd be: -_-
If I were a shape, I'd be a: CIRCLE
If I were a number, I'd be: 6
If I were a band, I'd be: ONE WITH LOTS OF SEX AND DRUGS
If I were a mythical creature, I'd be: BASILISK

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